The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Zesus! Zes Zermans I tel yu! 😛
LOL..that was really funny!!
HAHAHAHAHA ………….. had a gud laugh ……..
had real fun reading the post 🙂
You picked up the Language so fast 🙂
JGD
hahaha… et ez exelent!!
Well, this post made my head spinning.
Any breathing teknik or meditashon to kalm it?
hehehe….pretty clever if the Europeans buy it!
I will better learn……… “Yoruba” Major language of Nigeria with pidgeon english (Which they mix with english) & will stay another few years in Nigeria O…Good O……
Nice info.dont u think this will further spoil our generation’s knowledge of english which is not very much important.
jgd
Zat vas reil reil avsm.I kant stp lufing !
Buuttt beeing aan IIndiaan I ddoonnt wwannnt too fooollowww ttthhee EC sssoo I wwiill cccontinuee tthhisss wwaayy 🙂
Nice One!!
very nice post bhaiyya……thnx
Veri fani! Laf out laud!
This is a mix of German-French-English… sounds cool!!!!
haha nice one Vikramji!
this is hilarious. english language is believed to have developed from an older form of german, and its interesting to see how it can ‘go back’ to its roots with a few changes in sound.
May be, I can already read ze German,except ze last line, though unable to write the Euro english. It was fun reading und dizcuvring the new language.
May be , I can read German except the last few words. it was fun dizcuvring the new talent.
awesome post:)
bhaiya you are just master of words:)
Absolutly hilarios Vikram … too good.
Saket Kakkar
🙂
LOL.. this is one of the funniest things I’ve read on the net! Am posting this as a note to my FB so the msg spreads.
This is great fun…. 🙂
kool
hehehe